1. Jelly Bean asteroids.
2. Planets that orbit themselves.
3. Spiders that get powers from biting radioactive humans.
4. Charging ourselves with solar panels rather than eating food.
5. Moon made of peanuts. Not one giant peanut, but billions of billions of peanuts. With salt. So the beaches or the peanut butter oceans are made of peanut salt and get into everything
6. Freeze dried dinosaur. Just add water.
7. Heavy Metal Hamster rock band.