And so ends the first week full of impossible things. Does anyone actually like these? :)

1. Bananas that travel backwards in time. You actually taste them 10 minutes before you eat them.

2. Using whales as a flotation device.

3. Wearing sunshine.

4. Washing a giraffes hair in the sink. I mean, technically you could, if you had a really tall sink. Or a really small giraffe.

5. Losing a race against a snail.

6. Sideways Rotating Ferris Wheel. (Ferris wheel that rotates around like a planet instead of going in a circle like normal. Or, if you're really adventurous, one that does both )

7. Piano playing Earthworms.

EDIT: The more I think about the Piano playing earthworms, the more I realize, they could actually play slow ballads.  Really, really, slow ballads.