And so ends the first week full of impossible things. Does anyone actually like these? :)
1. Bananas that travel backwards in time. You actually taste them 10 minutes before you eat them.
2. Using whales as a flotation device.
3. Wearing sunshine.
4. Washing a giraffes hair in the sink. I mean, technically you could, if you had a really tall sink. Or a really small giraffe.
5. Losing a race against a snail.
7. Piano playing Earthworms.
EDIT: The more I think about the Piano playing earthworms, the more I realize, they could actually play slow ballads. Really, really, slow ballads.