added the year on the off chance this actually goes into 2015 :)

1. Belly dancing Komodo Dragons. Don't get me wrong, I think Komodos are awesome. But this… is just disturbing.

2. Rorschach Chickens.

3. Trans-Dimensional donuts. You eat it, but your other self gains the weight (works in reverse too, so…)

4. Chocolate covered starlight.

5. Being chased down by a sloth.

6. Kamakazi Daffodils.

7. Elephants kayaking down the Mississippi.