added the year on the off chance this actually goes into 2015 :)
1. Belly dancing Komodo Dragons. Don't get me wrong, I think Komodos are awesome. But this… is just disturbing.
2. Rorschach Chickens.
3. Trans-Dimensional donuts. You eat it, but your other self gains the weight (works in reverse too, so…)
4. Chocolate covered starlight.
5. Being chased down by a sloth.
6. Kamakazi Daffodils.
7. Elephants kayaking down the Mississippi.