Impossible Things – 6.9.14

1. Daffodilic Choir. 2. Planets that get married and go on a honeymoon. International Spokes Squirrel Inverted Entropy. Backpacking on the Sun. Synthetic Particle Board Vegetable that cook themselves. #impossiblethings

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Snippets 

I came across this snippet while digging through notes. Forgot about it: Kenan stood with his hands clasped behind his back, the white robe that signified his status as a Master fluttering gently in...

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Impossible Things – 6.6.15

1. Octopi Bartenders2. Mice with the ability to teleport3. Translucent Asteroids.4. Planetary bodies with a core of straw. This has been confirmed by several Hamster Physicists.5. Gouda flavored pumpkins.6. Pickled spaceships.7. Time traveling bugs....

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Impossible Things – 6.5.14

Meh.1. Jelly Bean asteroids.2. Planets that orbit themselves.3. Spiders that get powers from biting radioactive humans.4. Charging ourselves with solar panels rather than eating food.5. Moon made of peanuts. Not one giant peanut, but...

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Impossible Things – 6.4.14

1. Beans filled with jump roping fleas.2. Duck astronauts.3. Squid florists. I hear kelp is big this year.4. Flying jellyfish. (but only on really damp days)5. Starships powered by gum balls.6. Scratch and Lick...

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Impossible Things – 6.3.14

1. African nesting elephants2. Binary planet. It's either there or it isn't.  3. Telepathic lumber. It literally tells you how to put it together.4. Invisible butterflies. How do you know they aren't actually there?...

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Impossible Things for 6.2.15

Not feeling well (allergies) so these aren’t that great. Or maybe they are, what do I know. Downloading friendly demonic chickens. (Is that redundant? Aren’t all chicken demonic?) Tight rope walking ducks. Ace Pilot...

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CAUTION: SCIENCE

If you don’t like having ‘mysteries’ solved, don’t watch. Personally, I find the explanation only enhances it because now I know what’s happening and I can look for various tattletales in the video (like...

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